Current mood:

chipper

AN AMAZING START
i started 2007 without a TOTAL hangover, amazingly. i had a loottt of whiskey on new year's eve but before that ate fish at doothy's with 18 other lozers! SO MANY PEOPLE thanks dooth. then new year's day dooth and i whiled away the hours in half-braindead bliss in various cafes and such.

we were trying to make plans with eliza/toshi/ann/jared, and eliza rang my phone while we were in the mediocre diner on manhattan ave. just as it rings and i pick it up, this crazy lady next table over starts SCREAMING into my ear: THAT"S MY RINGTONE! GOMGOMGOMG

so naturally i can't hear eliza. dear sane readers, if there are any out there, in which circumstances would you start screaming at someone who has just answered their phone? maybe if, i don't know, a safe were about to drop on their head? something like that.

BUT this was just after reading my horoscope for the new year, which said something about being open to TRUE LOVE coming and tapping us on the shoulder (by "us" i mean LEOs, GABE!) SO AMYBE THIS WOMAN WAS MY TRUE CRAZY LOVE. AFTER ALL I LOVE CRAZIES. I CAN TOTALLY HANG WIHT THEM! gahhhh, only a few hours into the new year, i blow my chance at true love. (there's always ghostface's wise recent statement of "i'm all about paper this year," which i adopted as my initial resolution. so i guess it's go for the cash, but watch out for true love while you're scanning the ground for quarters. it helps that i'm a foot fetishist - BUH DUM CHING!!!)

then yesterday and today, well my tales of undercaffeination are too numerous already so we'll leave it at that. first real accomplishment of the new years: CLEAN KITCH FLOOR
second: EYE APPT satruday!